What makes me a good demoman?
If I were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I?
LEEETS DO IT!
Not one of ya's gonna' survive this
One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch... and kablooie!
I got a manky eye. I'm a black, Scottish cyclops. They've got more [bleep] ... than they've got the likes of me
So.... T'all you fine dandies so proud, so ***-sure
Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come and get me I say
I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol brimstone. I'm a grim bloody fable.... with an unhappy bloody end!
Ahhhahhahhhaaaaah,
Oh they're going to have to glue you back together.... in hell!