Astalicia's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 5:12am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 6:54am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 3:42am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 4:48am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:22am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:18am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:40pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:44am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 5:12am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 4:09am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:12am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:59am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:59am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:59am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 5:13am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 3:43am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:56am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:25am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:32am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:20am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:13am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:56am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 3:42am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:20am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:56am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:32am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:56am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:13am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:12am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 6:14am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 5:22am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:36pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:20am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 5:09am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:59am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:12am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:55am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:12am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 6:18am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:15am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:55am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:37am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked Nov 18, 2021 @ 11:36am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked Nov 20, 2021 @ 10:23am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked Nov 20, 2021 @ 10:23am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked Nov 20, 2021 @ 11:07am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked Nov 20, 2021 @ 6:25am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked Nov 20, 2021 @ 11:49am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked Nov 21, 2021 @ 4:35am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:30am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:31am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:12am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:34am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:13am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:56am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:56am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:13am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked Nov 21, 2021 @ 4:35am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 4:53am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 8:02pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:35am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:40pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:49pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:37pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:02pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:33am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:49am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:50am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:49am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:34am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:13am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:39pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:29am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:30am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:28pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:31am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:48pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:57am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:59am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:39pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked Nov 21, 2021 @ 4:35am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked Nov 21, 2021 @ 4:37am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked Nov 21, 2021 @ 6:13am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked Nov 21, 2021 @ 7:52am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 5:12am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 4:48am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:28am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:28am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:13am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 5:12am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:14pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:56am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:56am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:13am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:25am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:56am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:12am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:40pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 4:17am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:00am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:30am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:42pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:06am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:59am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:06am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:42am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:52am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:56am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:59am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:29pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:12am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:13am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:48pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:39pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:49am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 4:01am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:38pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:20pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:40pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 4:16am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:41pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 4:53am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:01pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:56pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:30am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 7:01am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:10am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:48pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:41pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:40pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:37am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:46am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:12pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:39pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:41pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:40pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:28pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:41pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 4:53am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:24am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:59am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked Nov 20, 2021 @ 7:27am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 6:55am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 5:46am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:41pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 4:31am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 7:02am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:39pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:48pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:51am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 4:18am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:11pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:17am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:13am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:48pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:06am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:17am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 7:07am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 7:13am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 6:42am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 5:46am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 5:47am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 5:47am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 5:47am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 5:47am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 5:47am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 5:47am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 5:47am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 5:47am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 5:47am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 5:47am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 5:47am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 5:47am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 5:47am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:57am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 2:42pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:16pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:12am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:40pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 4:54am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 6:44am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:01am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 5:47am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:22am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:39pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:39pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:39pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:33pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:48pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 7:05am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:39pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 6:48am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 7:13am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:36pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 8:47am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 6:59am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 7:12am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:40am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 2:34pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:24pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 6:55am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 6:27am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:09am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 5:32am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 5:15am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 7:45am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 5:37am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:17am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:08pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:32pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 6:40am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 7:07am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:36pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 3:47am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 8:20am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 2:59pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 12:13am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:16pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:10pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:38am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:48pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 7:07am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:13pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked Nov 21, 2021 @ 4:37am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:53pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 5:47am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 5:50am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 21, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 6:40am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:30am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 1:57pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:28am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:50pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 4:54am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 6:45am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 2:12am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:37am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:45pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 5:47am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 12:44pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 3:41pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 12:54pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 5:46am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:19am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 7:02am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 21, 2021 @ 4:35am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 5:46am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 6:46am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 12:28am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 7:05am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:35pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 6:18am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 12:12pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked Nov 21, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 2:22am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 8:20pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 10:30pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 7:20am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:36pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:36pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 8:47am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 5:15am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 2:47am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked Nov 21, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 12:45am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 4:53am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 7:45am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 5:37am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 5:48am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 6:40am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:12pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 7:58pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 7:57pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:31am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 9:54pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 5:46am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:18pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:18pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:18pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:18pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:18pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:18pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:18pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:18pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:18pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:18pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:18pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

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What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

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Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

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Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

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Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

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Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

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Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

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By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

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Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

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Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

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I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

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And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

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Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

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History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

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Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

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Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

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Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

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Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

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Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

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I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

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What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

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Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

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All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

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