Recent reviews by Zoidberg-5

Runs poorly compared to games of similar or even higher quality, currently not worth the price for the amount of content, cutscenes and gameplay are scaled up for some resolutions so that part is cut off instead of just having borders on the sides or top and bottom of the screen, methods for beating levels are limited, usually only several paths are eligible and there isn't much incentive to explore other areas, as the secrets are just loot usually and have nothing else interesting or useful about them

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