I accidentally ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my own ass with my big fat ♥♥♥♥, does that make me gay? I was just taking a shower and slipped on my anal beads, my ♥♥♥♥ went right up my ass. As I was struggling to get it out I fell on my phone that was playing the gay porn I was watching, No ♥♥♥♥, And my fat ass cracked the screen. And now i'm just sitting here questioning if i'm now gay.

YOU ARE INVITED TO THE ISLAND

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Attention all visitors to this profile:

This child is SEVERELY autistic.

Do not make loud noises near him.

Do not shine bright lights near him.

Do not look him directly in the eye.

Do not touch him or any of his toys.

Doing any of the above may set him off on an autistic rampage that could endanger the lives of many.