We're Knights of the Round Table

We dance when ere we're able

We do routines and chorus scenes

With footwork impecc-able

We dine well here in Camelot

We eat ham and jam and spam a lot


We're Knights of the Round Table

Our shows are for-mid-able

But many times, we're given rhymes

That are quite unsing-able

We're Opera mad in Camelot

We sing from the diaphragm a lot


In war we're tough and able

Quite in-de-fatig-able

Between our quests we sequin vests

And impersonate Clark Gable

It's a busy life in Camelot

I have to push the pram a lot