Overview: Two Cities

Tour 10: Aussie Frontier Justice
Tour 12: Prof. Killstreak Stickybomb Launcher Fabricator
Tour 13: Prof. Killstreak Gunslinger Fabricator
Tour 14: Prof. Killstreak Big Earner Fabricator
Tour 15: Prof. Killstreak Iron Curtain Fabricator (World record? I have screenshots to prove)
Tour 24: Prof. Killstreak Dragon's Fury Fabricator

Overview: Gear Grinder

Tour 11: Aussie Grenade Launcher

{The honorable mentions:}

Two cities, Rottenburg:

My First tour, First game: Some guy was complaining about his friend getting an Aussie at the end of their 5th tour. I said in chat: "Bro this is literally my first game" and he said "Good luck on getting good drops; it might take a while." After the game, some person named C H E N T E was at the end of his 5th tour and he got a freaking Aussie sniper rifle. The other guy screamed so loud omfg I think we broke that other person LOL.

My Twelfth tour, Fourth Game: I was doing engineer gaming, then the tour ended. This was the second time I saw 3 boxes in the "Tour Completion" section, so I started pogging. I was given a Professional killstreak Stickybomb Launcher fabricator. (Someone else was given a Prof. killstreak Iron Bomber fabricator, and another person received A Prof. killstreak Atomizer fabricator.)

Two cities, Mannhattan:

My Fourth tour, Fourth game: Me and some dude named Cerberus finished our tours. I didn't get much, but he got an Aussie Rocket Launcher. (It was the end of his 41st tour, so I'll go out on a limb and say that it was his first Aussie.) Not much reaction compared to the first drop I saw, but props to him anyway. It's one of the rarer Australium's to get

My Tenth tour, First game: I was experimenting just using a sticky bomb launcher throughout the tour. Surprisingly effective. After the tour, I saw that this person with an excited face emoji as their name got 3 boxes. I said in the mic: "Oh yea, that's an Aussie." Needless to say, I predicted the golden SMG drop. (They were at the end of their 19th tour, so honestly a pretty reasonable reward.)

My Tenth tour, Fourth Game: Things were starting to go downhill in this particular game. I was on metro malice and a person left who supposedly "had a date" with someone else. (I believe that it is cap but anywho best of luck to them.) However, it ended up being a good thing. I had an epic rock, paper, scissors tournament with the other people and we patiently waited 5 minutes for someone to join. We finished the tour and then I saw 3 boxes in my loot AND I FLIPPED OUT. The "Boom" "Crash" "Pow" showed up and I had a f**king aneurysm. AN AUSTRALIUM FRONTIER JUSTICE. In a way, it was exactly what I wanted because I didn't have any strange engineer primaries. (They are pretty pricey and I am poor.) Thanks, Valve, but make sure to share the gold with the people on tour 73 and don't have a single Aussie.

My Thirteenth tour, Fourth Game: Possibly one of the most wholesome lobbies I've encountered. We were all so chill and we cooperated very well. (Also 2 new people came in at wave 3 because the 2 people before weren't happy that the pyro in the team was using Gas Passer. Honestly, I don't have beef against the weapon.) When I saw another 3 boxes, we were all like: "WOAH." But I knew there was no way that I would get that lucky so I braced for a prof. killstreak fabricator and that was indeed what was dropped. Thanks for prof. Gunslinger fabricator :)

My Fourteenth tour, Fourth Game: With two 3 box openings in a row, I just told myself that there is no possible way to get another 3 boxer when the tour finished. This game was actually an exceptionally interesting one, because at one point me and the backburner pyro on the team were fending off the giant scouts delivering the bomb with our knockback (I was demoman.) The pyro did indeed do a pretty good job, and the Tour 6 in the group tried to give him Refined metal because of his hard work. Surprisingly, the pyro refused the offer because he said that it wouldn't be fair to everyone else. What a thoughtful person. Anyway, I saw another 3 boxes and was like: "Bro I have to ADD THIS TO THE LOG AS WELL. CRAZY! VALVE MY GOD I KNOW YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME ANYTHING MY FIRST 10 TOURS BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO THIS FAR!" (Highly doubt I'll get this lucky again.) At least a prof. killstreak big earner fabricator isn't that good of a fabricator, but now my chances are absolutely obliterated.

My Fifteenth tour, Fourth Game: Valve gives me another PKF. I can't fricking believe this. Nothing special about the game, but there were two high tours who didn't get anything in their loot (two of them finished their missions as well)

My Sixteenth tour, Third game: A tour 3 medic got the second most expensive australium in the game. (Aussie Medi Gun.) The tour 49 in that game with no aussie's was PISSED. He started screaming obscenities through the mic, the poor lad. Honestly, sometimes MvM can make oneself crazy.


Pros: Some funny lobbies where I and the other 5 people in Mann up tried to do Cartoon impressions.
Improving as a Soldier main overall. (Starting to rocket jump off walls now.)
I met this guy with a killer Joe Swanson impression & we taught each other quirky impressions at 2 am.
Got a killstreak flamethrower kit but used it on my carbonado :P
Got a killstreak knife kit on my 15th tour.

(Will update specifics again after 100 tours combined.)

Gotta keep on the grind though