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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:14pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:14pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 3:59pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:24pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 2:59pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 2:59pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:00pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:26pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:01pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 5:31pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 12:28pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:19pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:02pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:02pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:24pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:02pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:35pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 5:31pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 5:31pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:03pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:03pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:38pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:38pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:03pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:25pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:03pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:26pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 5:58pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:04pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:04pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:04pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:04pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:04pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:04pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:04pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:04pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 3:59pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:04pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:32pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:36pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:04pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:04pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:05pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:32pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:05pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:05pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 3:59pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 3:57pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:16pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:00pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:01pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:14pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 7:53pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2023 @ 4:58am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2023 @ 9:30am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:05pm