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20 of 32 (63%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Be the Controller

Connect and play using a game controller.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2023 @ 1:00pm

The Best Man

Get married with the best man on the altar.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Trim Your Moustache

Get sucked into the riding mower.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2023 @ 2:05pm

The Secret Gardener

Orange no-thumbs are the new green thumbs.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Smokey the Dad

Only you can prevent kitchen fires.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Secret Shopper

Get the Sports Johnson cereal before the lady puts it in her cart.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Unacceptable Purchase!

You're the Earl of Lemondad.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Person-al Shopper

Help all of the shoppers fill their carts.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Around the World in Several Seconds

Complete the World of Kelp globe game in less than 30 seconds.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2023 @ 8:55am

The Hero they Deserve

Manage to rescue more than 15 kelp in the World of Kelp otter game.
Unlocked Aug 3, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Everybody Loves Joe

Make the rounds as the aquarium's resident socialite shark.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Silent But Dadly

Sneak past the biologist in the mens room before creating a diversion in the break room.
Unlocked Aug 3, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Dancing in the Dark

Complete the Deep Sea dance challenge without missing a step.
Unlocked Aug 3, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Secrets of the Deep

Reveal the pride of the aquarium's jellyfish collection.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Stairs with Attitude

Climb the escalators in less than 30 seconds.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2023 @ 12:50pm

No Cutsies

We have rules for a reason.
Unlocked Aug 3, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Independent Woman

Scarlet plugs all of the cafeteria fountain spouts without your help.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Au Naturel

Nothing left to hide.
Unlocked Aug 3, 2023 @ 6:17pm

World's Best Dad

Beat the game.
Unlocked Aug 3, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Dadliest Wardrobe

Collect all ties in the game.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2023 @ 10:56am



Trickshot-gun wedding

Throw the ring onto Scarlet's finger from a distance.

Domino Dynamo

They were just lined up so perfectly...

Oh Captain, My Captain

Visit with several of your crewmen while dressed as the captain.

Band of Blubbers

Rescue five of your brethren from an awful fate.

Cod of Duty

The fishslap is the ultimate insult.

Head Otter

Wear the sea otter head.

Amazonian Antagonist

In the jungle, you survive by any means necessary. Even cheating.

Dunk Tank

Come on and slam and welcome to the Amazon.

Stay True to Yourself

Sneak to the cafeteria without the use of a disguise.

Poor Workplace Etiquette

Go the extra mile in ruining the break room (and Joe's reputation).

Number 1 Dad

Beat the game without losing.

Number 100 Dad

Die more than 100 times in a playthrough.
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