alright, I've been thinking.. when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. make life take the lemons back! GET MAD!! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!!??! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?!?!?!? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!! WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GOING TO GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!! -Cave Johnson