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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 3:17am

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 2:43am

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 3:00am

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 10:44pm

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 10:47pm

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 1:13am



Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
1,117 / 10,000

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
26,403 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
13,271 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
1,723 / 10,000

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.

Sissy

Enable cheats.