Ladies and laddies, it is with great pleasure that I can finally announce that I have partaken in the consumption of fermented dairy, also commonly known as "cheese". I am very proud of this feat, and I have learned that "cheese" is quite delectable. I shall see to it that I enjoy this exquisite delicacy again in the near future, the far future, and in good time, possibly even the distant past. I thank thee for taking time to read this announcement that I was (and still am) very excited to make, you may return to your lives. -The Letter H