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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2021 @ 4:03am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2021 @ 3:10am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 2:52am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked Feb 25 @ 2:41am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 9:06am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 3:29am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2020 @ 10:28am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2020 @ 10:16am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked May 14, 2022 @ 10:31am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 9:24am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2021 @ 10:13am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 9:46am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 2:40am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2021 @ 3:51am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2021 @ 3:11am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked Dec 12, 2020 @ 2:51am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2020 @ 10:33am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2020 @ 4:31am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 10:52am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked Dec 10, 2020 @ 12:09pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2021 @ 2:46am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 9:46am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2020 @ 1:43am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2022 @ 7:54am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2020 @ 6:00am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked May 22, 2022 @ 10:47am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 5:08am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked Apr 13 @ 12:40pm

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked Apr 13 @ 12:36pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked May 14, 2022 @ 10:51am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 12:55pm

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked Jan 2, 2023 @ 6:45am



Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?