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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2023 @ 8:43am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2023 @ 8:44am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 11:37am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked Jun 22, 2023 @ 5:09am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked Jun 20, 2023 @ 8:35am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2023 @ 11:14am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2023 @ 9:52am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 7:47am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2023 @ 10:41am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 8:43am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2023 @ 11:24am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2023 @ 11:14am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked Jun 18, 2023 @ 12:05pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2023 @ 8:45am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked Jun 19, 2023 @ 10:11am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked Jun 23, 2023 @ 11:43am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2023 @ 12:25pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2023 @ 10:27am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked Oct 27, 2023 @ 10:24am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:11pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 11:02am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2023 @ 11:13am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 11:04am

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.
Unlocked Jan 24 @ 10:28am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2023 @ 8:31am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked Jan 24 @ 8:26am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 12:38pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked Jun 23, 2023 @ 11:02am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 2:38pm

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked Jan 22 @ 11:16am

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 6:53am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 11:04am

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 10:13am

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 5:16am

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked Jan 22 @ 11:07am

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 6:56am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked Jan 24 @ 8:12am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked Jun 21, 2023 @ 8:02am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked Jan 22 @ 4:15am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 11:00am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked Jan 24 @ 8:02am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2023 @ 11:45am

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked Jan 24 @ 7:35am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked Jan 24 @ 10:38am

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked Jan 24 @ 8:22am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2023 @ 7:30am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 2:56pm

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 12:06pm

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked Jan 24 @ 10:40am



Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!