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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 11:42am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 12:21pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:51am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 7:21am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2022 @ 2:05pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 11:31am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 11:32am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 11:34am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 11:40am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 11:54am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 4:52pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 12:37pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 11:32am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 11:39am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 11:31am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 11:31am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 11:41am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:21pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 11:32am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 11:52am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 11:32am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 11:42am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 5:55pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 11:36am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 3:17pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 11:44am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2022 @ 12:39pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 11:38am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 5:26pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 11:31am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 11:41am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2022 @ 10:55am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 3:22pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 9:43am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2022 @ 2:43pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Feb 9, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 12:55pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2022 @ 10:56am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 11:22am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:59pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:42pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:59pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 5:51pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:07pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 5:55pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 3:23pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 3:16pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 3:08pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 7:57am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 11:31am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 11:57am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 2:12pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 3:37pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:54pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:20pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 9:11pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 3:18pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 5:26am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 8:05am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 8:04am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 8:21am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 8:15am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 10:50am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 8:22am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 11:29am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 8:16am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 6:28am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 6:35am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2022 @ 10:57am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 10:15am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:35pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 4:37pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 5:43pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:04pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:07pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 12:44pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 5:49pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 5:57pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 8:26am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 2:07pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 1:30pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:06pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:37pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 4:24pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 4:59pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2022 @ 10:57am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 4:41am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:05pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:07pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 5:49am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 4:26pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:07pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:45pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:56pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 3:43am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 5:53am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 8:26am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:54pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 8:10am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 8:26am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 12:43pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2022 @ 8:04pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:45pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:53pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 7:18pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 6:37pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 4:52pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 6:32am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2022 @ 6:21am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 6:19am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 8:16am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 7:36am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:18pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2022 @ 5:31am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2022 @ 10:14am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked May 4, 2023 @ 10:05pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 8:30pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 9:37am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2023 @ 4:57pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2023 @ 5:58pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 11:27am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 6:07pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 18 @ 6:41pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 25 @ 11:13am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked May 26 @ 4:01pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 7:37pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 11:16am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 6:53pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:04pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 3:36am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2022 @ 7:11am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:07pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:43pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 5:12pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 6:37pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 4:23pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:19pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 6:37pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2022 @ 9:37pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 10:36am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:33pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Aug 23, 2023 @ 8:16pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Aug 25, 2023 @ 12:55pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 10:54am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 22, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 6:09pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2022 @ 8:42am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2022 @ 6:23pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2022 @ 8:54pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 5:11pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2022 @ 8:54pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2022 @ 4:55pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2022 @ 9:38pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 10:35am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 6:13pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2022 @ 12:28pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 9:26pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2022 @ 2:43pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:38pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 6:23pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:49pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 5:06pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:24pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2022 @ 9:37pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 9:50pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 1:25pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2022 @ 11:04am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 11, 2022 @ 7:51pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Feb 2, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 6:24pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 4:24pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 8:16am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 9:26pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2022 @ 7:59pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:37pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 5:04pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 11:20am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 10:11am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 10:28am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2022 @ 8:41am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2022 @ 10:42am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2022 @ 8:00pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 6:37pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 9:47pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 9:57am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 11:22am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2022 @ 2:39pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 10:13am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 9:26pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 9:30pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2022 @ 10:43am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 4, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2022 @ 10:58am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2022 @ 10:50am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2022 @ 9:37pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2022 @ 2:39pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 10:40am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 6:16pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 23, 2022 @ 11:46am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 9:48pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 23, 2023 @ 8:56pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 9:26pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2022 @ 10:42am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 19, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:19pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:05pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:48pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 5:02pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 11:32am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 11:37am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 11:31am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 11:42am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 11:42am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 11:42am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2023 @ 1:15pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2022 @ 10:47am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 12:50pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2022 @ 10:55am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 10:12am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 10:13am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 10:13am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 10:13am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 10:13am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 10:13am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 10:13am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 10:12am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 10:13am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 12:53pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 10:11am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 10:11am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2022 @ 12:28pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 9:30pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 8:17pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 4:49pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 9:48pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 23, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 10:11am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2023 @ 9:43pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2022 @ 11:00am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2023 @ 11:43am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2022 @ 8:00pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked Aug 1, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked Jul 24, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2023 @ 5:24pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 11:46am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2023 @ 5:25pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:48pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 4:34pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
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Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
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Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
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Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:47pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 9:48pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2023 @ 3:59pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 23, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2023 @ 9:54am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:47pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:47pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2023 @ 6:13pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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