Snowflake's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 3:57pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 13, 2022 @ 7:31am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 13, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 7:43am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 17, 2022 @ 6:35am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 11:09am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 8:25pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 21, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 6:32am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 2:43pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 10:39pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 17, 2022 @ 6:35am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked Jul 13, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jul 13, 2022 @ 6:10pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jul 13, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked Jul 31, 2022 @ 9:52am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 5:52pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked Jul 17, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked Jul 13, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 8:21pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked Jul 17, 2022 @ 11:12am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked Jul 13, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 10:20am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 7:32pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 7:32am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 11:11am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked Jul 17, 2022 @ 6:35am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked Jul 21, 2022 @ 7:19pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 7:03pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 10:30pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked Jul 21, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked Jul 17, 2022 @ 11:12am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jul 17, 2022 @ 10:17pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked Jul 17, 2022 @ 11:12am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 7:32pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jul 21, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked Jul 17, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 10:32pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked Jul 31, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 7:34am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 10:46am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 10:14am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 10:03am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 5:37pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 6:56pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked Jul 25, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked Jul 17, 2022 @ 11:15am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 10:23am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 8:38pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked Jul 21, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jul 21, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 8:25pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 5:51pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked Jul 21, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked Jul 21, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:31am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 9:59pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Jul 21, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Jul 21, 2022 @ 7:50pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Jul 21, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 10:43am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 7:06pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 7:43pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jul 17, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked Jul 21, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 7:45pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 5:37pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 11:10am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 7:32pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 5:16pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 5:51pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 9:14pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:42am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 10:09am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 9:52pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked Jul 17, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 11:10am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked Jul 21, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 7:40pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked Jul 21, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 6:28pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 10:24am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 8:25pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 11:12am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 7:30pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 9:07pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 9:49pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 7:12am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 7:12am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 7:12am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:51am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:53am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:51am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:56am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:57am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:58am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked Jul 13, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 11:00am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked Jul 21, 2022 @ 7:20pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked Jul 21, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked Jul 21, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked Jul 21, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 6:17pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 8:00pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 8:17pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:15am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:32am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 5:48pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 7:43pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 7:43pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 7:42am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:30am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:58am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 12:02pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 11:10am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 21, 2022 @ 11:15am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 21, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 10:14am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 7:00pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 7:08pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 7:35pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 11:09am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:32am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 8:17pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 8:00pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:42am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 7:45pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 8:00pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 8:32pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 7:01am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:32am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:32am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:32am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 10:31pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 10:26pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked Jul 31, 2022 @ 11:20pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked Jul 21, 2022 @ 8:20am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 9:21pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked Jul 18, 2022 @ 8:20am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked Jul 13, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 9:49pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 10:07pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 7:00am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:32am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:49am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 5:57pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 8:20pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 10:13pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:32am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:32am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:32am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 5:32pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:52am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:56am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:54am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:58am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 6:16pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 6:18pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 8:41am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked Feb 15, 2023 @ 10:57am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 9:44am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked Jan 31 @ 2:22pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked Sep 3, 2023 @ 9:25pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked Oct 21, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 8:09pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked Jul 25, 2022 @ 10:30am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 11:11am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jul 21, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 6:34pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 8:17pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:32am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:59am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 7:11pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jul 21, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 8:32pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:16am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:33am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 10:10pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:16am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:32am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:32am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:56am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 5:19pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 6:14pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:32am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:32am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:33am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 5:31pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 7:35pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:50am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 8:02pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 10:40am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked Jul 29, 2022 @ 9:20pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked Sep 17, 2022 @ 8:12pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked Sep 27, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked Oct 2, 2022 @ 2:35pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 6:04pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 8:47am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 11:00am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 8:41am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 10:30am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:03pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked Jul 25, 2022 @ 10:12am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 6:25pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked Nov 3, 2022 @ 10:32am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 5:19pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 5:31pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:57am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 5:19pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 5:58pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 6:18pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 7:30pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 8:11pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 10:32am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 10:42am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 11:11am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jul 21, 2022 @ 7:38pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 8:32pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:15am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:32am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 5:19pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 6:44pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 6:44pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 10:51pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 2:28pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 12:08pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked May 13 @ 1:17pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 6:38pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 6:00pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 7:59pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 3:45pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked Jul 21, 2022 @ 11:15am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 7:27pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 8:17pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:32am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 10:09pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 2:24pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Dec 11, 2023 @ 12:09am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 7:36pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 8:54am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 25, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 3:39pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jul 31, 2022 @ 12:15am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked Jul 25, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 10:50am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 10:07pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked Jul 28, 2022 @ 11:59am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked Jul 28, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked Nov 3, 2022 @ 10:33am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:31am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 10, 2023 @ 8:21pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 10:30am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 11:17am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 10:34am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2022 @ 2:31pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 5:31pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 7:36pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 10:42am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 10:42am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 2:28pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jul 26, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 9:59pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 2:25pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 6:18pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 6:44pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 8:56pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 10:31am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 10:42am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jul 26, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jul 28, 2022 @ 9:46pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked Aug 11, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Oct 2, 2022 @ 4:23pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked Jul 21, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:31am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:59am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 10:42am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked Jul 28, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 17, 2022 @ 11:14pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked Mar 19 @ 4:43pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 5:32pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 8:17pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:59am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 10:26am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 4:27pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 6:13pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 7:25pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 11:28am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked Sep 17, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 2:32pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 2:26pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked Jul 31, 2022 @ 9:52am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 7:46pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked Jul 17, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked Jul 26, 2022 @ 10:30am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked Sep 11, 2022 @ 3:22am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 7:10pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 8:38pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked Jul 17, 2022 @ 10:17pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked Oct 23, 2022 @ 10:13am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 7:38pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 8:16pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 10:31pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:31am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 5:19pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 7:19pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 11:03pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jul 25, 2022 @ 10:12am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 6:25pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 10, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 10:26am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 10:13pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Dec 16, 2022 @ 5:26pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 7:37pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 10:37pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 10:41am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 10:44am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 2:28pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jul 26, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked Jul 28, 2022 @ 12:02pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 11:47am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Aug 11, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 10, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 11:11am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 12:42pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 6:09pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2022 @ 4:27pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 12:41pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 9:02am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:09pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 12:36pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 3:39pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:29pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:37pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 12:10am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 6:58pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:11pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:11pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:11pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:11pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 11:30am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:10pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 8:38pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:08pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:08pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:08pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 11:30am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 11:30am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:08pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:08pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:08pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 12:41pm