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1,666.0 hrs on record (1,312.9 hrs at review time)
very good.

bro wtf

I am so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disappointed in you. You know nothing about porn games, you know ♥♥♥♥. Do you think it started with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HUNIEPOP? IT DIDN'T! I KNOW, BECAUSE I WAS THERE! I outclass you in every possible way in this field. I bet you lack the simplest knowledge for even the modern ♥♥♥♥. I BET YOU DON'T KNOW A PPPPU FROM A SPNATI! I BET YOU THINK ZONE-TAN STARTED WITH THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANIMAL CROSSING CAT! BUT YOU'RE WRONG. YOU'RE SO DEAD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WRONG. DON'T JERK OFF AGAIN. NOT UNTILL YOU'RE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EDUCATED! YOU'RE DISGUSTING! I BET YOU'VE ONLY JERKED OFF TO RICK AND MORTY: A WAY BACK HOME AND MINECRAFT PORN, AND I STILL BET I KNOW MORE ABOUT THE ORIGINAL SEX AND NUDITY MINECRAFT MOD THAN YOU. SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP!

And when we get to the 00's, this is when I get really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pissed. Adult games have been around since the START OF THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ INTERNET! FRANK'S ADVENTURE? COOTES BAR: X-RAY GLASSES? THE ENTIRE MEET N'♥♥♥♥ SERIES?! HAVE YOU NEVER VISITED ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NEWGROUNDS IN YOUR ONE STEP ABOVE FETUS LIFE? THE DRESS UP GAMES? Have you EVER played the Misty Dress Up game where you can take her clothes off and see her ms paint drawn body? Don't you know about the easter egg when you click on her eye and it shows you a CRAP LOAD of R34 art of her? IT'S NOT WEIRD THAT SHE'S 12, BECAUSE IT WAS DESIGNED FOR 12 YEARS OLDS TO JACK OFF TOO. MY ♥♥♥♥ WAS TINY BACK THEN (still twice the length of yours I bet ;) ) AND I STILL CAME GALLONS (1 gallon=3.79 liters) TO THAT ♥♥♥♥. DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT ALL THE DATING SIMS? THE PARODIES OF THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DATING SIMS? BEFORE YOUR MOM BENT OVER ASS BACKWARDS FOR YOUR DAD I WAS GETTING BRICKS THROWN AT ME BY REI ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AYANAMI YOU LITTLE JERKOFF!

And when we get to the 90's, this is how I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KNOW you have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IDEA what you're talking about. MS-DOS games had A ♥♥♥♥ TON of pornographic games. I'm not just talking about your Leisure Suit Larrys and Cobra Panics. I mean REAL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PEOPLE. Countless Strip Poker games. Games where you slide puzzle pieces around so you get a complete picture of some model or porn star. DO YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KNOW WHO CINDY CRAWFORD AND SAMATHA FOX ARE?! They had so many ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ games, they made porn games out of non-porn games. PORN TETRIS. PORN QIX (DON'T GET ME STARTED ON GALS PANIC). I have never seen Hot Numbers without it being attached to some curly-haired 80's ♥♥♥♥♥. I am convinced they made this genius game concept just for wanks. BUT WHAT ABOUT THE STRIP ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS GAMES (yakyuken is the term) FOR THE ORIGINAL PLAYSTATION! I'M NOT EVEN GONNA EXPLAIN WHAT A PC-98 IS!

You think they've ONLY JUST NOW become popular? That the trend started A FEW ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YEARS AGO! ARE YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ME? DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE ART FORM? I get you must be 12, but let me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ educate you, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! While doing this I AM GOING TO FEEL LIKE A PEDOFILE because I will SCREW YOUR ENTIRE ARGUMENT IN THE ASS and I know you didn't spend 18 years formulating it, because you weren't even in your dad's ballsack 18 years ago ♥♥♥♥♥.
In the early 80's , during the second generation of gaming, there were TONS of porn games. GIGALO? X-MAN? JUNGLE FEVER?? Have you ever SUCKED THE TIT OF A ♥♥♥♥♥ HANGING OUT A HELICOPTER AS YOU AVOIDED CANNIBALS AND FIRE AND ♥♥♥♥? I have, because I PLAYED ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ATARI 2600. Doesn't the name Mystique ring a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BELL? CUSTER'S REVENGE? BACHELORETTE PARTY? BEAT 'EM AND EAT 'EM!!! These were big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deals, DON'T YOU JUST KNOW YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HISTORY?!