The damn finest support rifleman you'll find south of Canadia.

I saw this man on a hiking trip, and by sheer coincidence as he was waving to me his face drew up sheer terror, then ran to me. I was confused as i thought i was gunna get fart pounded, but no, he and a bear both tackle each other. My amazement when i saw them both battling it out and both going nowhere! He yelled out to me, "quick, the no.2 paperwrite!", i look in my holster and low and behond, hes talking about my .177 fully semi automatic lead pencil, with a full eraser. I stand, confused... then, a sudden urge of duty waves over me, and i throw him this hot mama jama. He then continued skinning the animal alive while it was fighting for its life, and he did it just so he wouldnt die. The bear lays there, dying, and he asks me for help getting to the nearest doctor. I call a tree ambulance, then walk away; beshiveled. +Rep that bear suffered nice and good and for a long time.