Sexual Spinosaurus
Guacamole   Yaroslavl', Russian Federation
 
 
I Told My Son, John Elden Ring That I Played Arakune In Blazblue Central Fiction And Instead Of Saying His Normal "Every Elden Has It's Ring" He Turned To Me And Said "Dad I think God should kill you with stones" But That's Ok Because He Is 100% Factually Correct In His Assessment
Necrophile Prime Jun 1 @ 1:44am 
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lains.navii May 21 @ 8:36am 
mhmmmmhmm slurp uahh~~~
Necrophile Prime May 16 @ 6:05pm 
*beats my ♥♥♥♥ on your toes*
Necrophile Prime Mar 30 @ 9:53pm 
why my tip get creamy when daddy beats mommy
ori Mar 26 @ 9:30pm 
You're gonna need more than 38 seconds qingcunny if you want to run away from me..... Caught you qingque-chan~~

PLAT PLAT PLAT PLAT

"UGH TRAILBLAZER-KUN MMHM IT'S BEEN HOURS I'M TIRED!!"

"THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SO HOT AND BREEDABLE QINGQUE-CHAN!"

GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

9 months later.

"So, what do you wanna name her, Trailblazer-kun?" "I'll name her... Cunning Child." 😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥

"Daddy!!! This isn't the color of iPhone that I wanted!!"

"Seems like someone needs disciplining." 💢💢💢
Necrophile Prime Mar 26 @ 9:28pm 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy