+rep this mf sucks but he funny

got an a in math class

gg

Ｈｅｌｌｏ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｉｓ　ｔｈｅ　ａｄｍｉｎｉｓｔｒａｔｏｒ　ｏｆ　ＰｏｒｎＨｕｂ™　ｗｅ　ｈａｖｅ　ｎｏｔｉｃｅｄ　ｙｏｕ　 ｈａｖｅｎ’ｔ　ｌｏｇｇｅｄ　ｉｎ　ｆｏｒ　２　ｗｅｅｋｓ，　ｗｅ’ｒｅ　ｊｕｓｔ　ｃｈｅｃｋｉｎｇ　ｔｏ　ｓｅｅ　ｉｆ　ｅｖｅｒｙｔｈｉｎｇ　 ｉｓ　ｏｋａｙ　ａｎｄ　ｗｅ’ｖｅ　ｐｒｅｐａｒｅｄ　ｙｏｕ　ａ　ｌｉｓｔ　ｏｆ　ｖｉｄｅｏｓ　ｆｒｏｍ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｆａｖｏｕｒｉｔｅ　 ｃａｔｅｇｏｒｙ　（BBW）．　Ｓｅｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｓｏｏｎ!

G̷̪̱̍ͅ ̶͇̠̍͆A̶̱̲͉͊ ̶̡̮̅ ̵̖̫̯͗̏͌ ̴̬̰̈́̑ ̵̞̓̽͝͠ ̴̡̭̱̃͒͝͝ ̷̲́̓͘͝ ̶̠̳̥̞̅ ̴̛̬͂̉ ̶̫̓ ̵̦̩̍ ̶̲͙̈ ̷̛͉̼̬͊͒͗ ̷̧̱͕̋̈́͛ ̸̱̽ ̸̰͓̳͖̒̇ ̴͉͔̱̉ ̴̥̗̖͙̊̀̉ ̸̣̫̎͊ ̷̥͔͕͛̌ͅ ̷̬̺̒ ̸̧̣͕͈͑̀͌ ̷͍͚̌̋̕ ̷̡̅ ̸̙̙͖́ ̸̬͚͆̓ ̶̢̛̟̩̱͒͒͌ ̷̩̈́M̴̘͍̼͒̈́ ̷̯̉A̵̗̞̟̎͆E̵̹̺̋̈́ ̴̬̂̌͠͝ ̵̩̖̳̎ ̴̢̳̓ ̸̰̪̗̤̊͗͌͠ ̵̺̹̑́̆ ̴̧̫͚̦̿̀͐̐F̷̡̪͎̈͌R̸̯̀E̶͉̖̿E̵͇͐̓
̷̢̬̼͋I̶̡̼̣͎̿̎̄͑ ̶̥̘͕̹̿Ŵ̶̛̘̯̭͋͝ͅḜ̸̹̬̓͝Ẅ̸̪́̍̚͝Ẅ̷̱̦́̋Ỹ̴̪̼̖̝̅͐ ̶̻̩̳͎͋̿W̶̮͌̚͠Ḯ̸̯̘̐͝͠K̵̛͉̒̈́È̷͕͕͑ ̴̻̫̱̲̆̌͝Ỷ̸͔̞̞͖Ó̵̩́̾Ų̴̻͕̫̂̍

I keep telling my friends that being gay is the manliest way to live. Just think about it. Two manly men, enjoying each other's manly-ness to the highest degree. What's more manly than a man grasping his friend's penis firmly within his muscular meaty man hands? Only a man truly knows how to pleasure another man. Straight men like to think being gay is feminine, but really they are just insecure about their sexuality. They know deep down that they can never achieve the same levels of pure manliness that a gay man can. A straight man's potential is limited by the fact that he only thinks of women, because truly, what could be more manly than two men embracing each other's musky man meat. This can even be proven with simple maths. If being manly involves having a penis, then a straight man can only achieve a manliness level of 1, because women don't actually have a penis.