Some say this guy is a top player, one of the best in OCE. But I know, I know the truth, I was there from the beginning. I know the real Jarrydxo and I'm not afraid to share it. His true intentions aren't to become the best Rocket League player, no, it's to win my heart, from the very start I knew he wanted me, my hot body, my smooth exterior, my 4 wheels and big engine. He can handle me like no other, the way he makes me flip and spin and he never leaves me feeling empty on boost. He may not win every game, but he has won my love.