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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2019 @ 11:29am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2020 @ 3:18pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked Dec 10, 2020 @ 7:44am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked Apr 12, 2019 @ 8:09am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2021 @ 3:22am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked May 19, 2019 @ 9:02am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2020 @ 11:24pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2019 @ 12:53am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 1:14pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 7:40am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2020 @ 6:54am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2020 @ 11:24pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked May 19, 2019 @ 9:02am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked May 21, 2019 @ 6:49am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked Apr 22, 2019 @ 10:17am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2020 @ 3:18pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked May 8, 2020 @ 11:20pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked Apr 24, 2019 @ 6:13am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked Apr 11, 2019 @ 9:57am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked Apr 11, 2019 @ 9:00am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2019 @ 3:55am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked Apr 11, 2019 @ 8:32am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked May 26, 2019 @ 4:15am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2019 @ 5:03am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2021 @ 2:36am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2019 @ 5:59am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 4:42am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked May 24, 2019 @ 5:18am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 4:47am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2020 @ 10:46am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2020 @ 12:04pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked May 27, 2019 @ 6:39am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 3:24pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 7:44am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked Nov 27, 2020 @ 7:06am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 3:33am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2021 @ 6:01am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2021 @ 10:53pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2020 @ 5:03am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2020 @ 5:34am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 4:04pm

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 7:01am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked Feb 10, 2022 @ 6:56am



Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?