Hello father,

My dear french rainforest poison frog has fallen ill due to your recent involvement in the international committee of Ryan Seacrest.

Please sir I'm begging you, release mr Lawrence Fishburn at once! or else I will call the parliment of San Antonio to forcefully do so!

My dear father, I need money badly. Please send money to me so I can pay for his funeral, I need help because my gravestone is like 25,718 dollars lol

xD also here click this link

(insert rick roll link here that im not gonna add because steam wont let me)