Stewie : Please, tell me why you have a gun!

Brian : I SAID i don't want talk about it.

Stewie : But i want to know. Tell me. Come on.

Brian : No

Stewie : Come on, Please!

Brian : [sighs] I keep it in case that i want to commit suicide, okay?

Stewie : Wow. Oh. Oh my God. You're... You're serious. But why Brian?

Brian : You wouldn't understand. You're just a kid.

Stewie : [getting closer to Brian] Well, i could try.

Brian : I don't know. Sometimes it's all... Too much.

Stewie : What is?

Brian : Life! Everything. Having a gun here, knowing there's a way out, it... it help.

Stewie : Yes, but a gun... It's so messy! What about pills? Or even hanging yourself is better. At lest
you can grow a 1cm or 2 while you're hanging there, of course when they find you would have thouse Illeana Douglas eyes.

Brian : It just seem like the quickest way i guess.

Stewie : But i don't quite understand why you're so unhappy.

Brian : Yesterday, when you said that i don't live with purpose, you were right. I don't. What purpose does my life have!

Stewie : I don't like when you talk like this.

Brian : It's true, Stewie. Dogs are suppose to live with purpose without even thinking about it, just born like that... But i wasn't! You know, i try to find meaning in my life and i just... can't.

Stewie : So... is that why we came here? You gonna end it?

Brian : No, i was just putting money on my christmas account.

Stewie : God, i need to do one of those.

Brian : Well, you're the only person i ever told this to. You won't gonna say anything?

Stewie : I don't know what to say. Wanting to kill yourself, i... Well, i think that is pretty selfish of you!

Brian : How can this be selfish?

Stewie : What would i do if you weren't here? Hmm? You're the only one that makes my life bearable!

Brian : I thought you said i was the best of a bad situation.

Stewie : I was just trying to hurt you because you hurt me. But the truth is... You're my only friend
If i didn't have you i would be lost!

Brian : Ah, you would be okay. [Says numb]

Stewie : No, i wouldn't. I don't really care about anybody else, just you. You're the only one i like.

Brian : Well... Thanks.

Stewie : I like you lot. I guess you could say I... really like you. I would... even dare to go a little further, perhaps. I... care a great deal about you. Very great deal. Maybe even... deeper than that. I... I... I love you. I mean, you know, not in like a, "Hey, let's, you know, let's have an underpants party," or whatever grownups do when they're in love, but I mean, I mean, I love you as one loves another person whom one simply cannot do without.

Brian : Well I... I love you, too, Stewie.

Stewie : You give my life purpose, and maybe, maybe that's enough. Because that's just about the greatest gift one friend can give another.

Tell me, Chrissy
Have you ever had a near-death experience?
Like you die and then come back?
I... no, I don't think so
Well, neither have I
But there's this new drug out that makes you feel just like that
How wild, you done it?
Yeah, it's called White Light
It's unbelievable
You wanna try some?
Oh, I don't know
Come on, Chrissy
Afraid of a little danger?
Burn out
In the ground
"I feel . tingly,
Like there's electricity running through my body."
"That's what I love about this ♥♥♥♥,
No matter how many times you do it,
You never get used to it,
Every time is like the first time."
"Oh, what's happening to me?"