The Amy Schumer the G.O.A.T JOKE

hey guys last night

snickers

i stuck a win bottle in my vagin

muffled laughter

but then i got drunk because of the wine in my vagin

hearty laffs

and THEN two guys started spitroasting me!

full on laughter

so i started deep-throating a big ass weenie

laughter starts exceeding 90 decibels

and then i got high and raped a guy

laughter is close to approaching 130 decibels

BUT THEN

everyone in a 3km radius has blown out eardrums, the pain threshold is exceeded and quickly increases

CHECK THIS

the military is preparing for the final solution, as now the laughter is a national threat

NO SERIOUSLY

the whole earth is shaken by the loudness of the laughter, like millions of earthquakes around the planet, the human race is taken hostage by Amy Schumer

I SWALLOD THE CUMMIES

it is now year 2200, long after The Laugh. Most of the human race didn't survive the apocalypse that happened after some really funny jokes made by The Amy Schumer, the only one's that survived were, maybe by faith, an ordinary man and a woman. As the earth had to rebuild itself from dust, it was fitting to name these two Adam and Eve. It was beginning of the new order, and new planet earth. It is now close to 200 years after that incident, and we still haven't fully accustomed ourselves to our new enviroment. Not new to us, since we were born after the apocalypse, and the only information about the past we got from tales of the old timers. If this works, and someone out there can hear us, stop her. Do whatever is needed, one persons death is nothing compared to billions of bodies, rotting, decomposing, and now forgotten.