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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 3:15am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 4:01am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 6:03am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2022 @ 10:19am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 8:08am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:58pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 2:50am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 2:53am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 2:58am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 3:10am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 3:21am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 10:43am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 10:16pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 8:08am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:58pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 2:52am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 3:57am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 10:44am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 9:20pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 2:49am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 2:50am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 3:16am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 10:08am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 2:50am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 3:31am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 2:55am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 4:25am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 3:10am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2022 @ 4:09pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 2:58am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 10:13am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2022 @ 10:28am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2022 @ 4:28am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:59pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2022 @ 9:24am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:59pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 2:57am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 4:22am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 3:15am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 3:51am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 10:48am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:56pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:59pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:06pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 10:46am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2022 @ 9:24am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:56pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 10:46am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 3:28am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2022 @ 10:19am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 4:18am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2022 @ 2:10pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 10:08am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 10:46am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:58pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 10:47am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 9:05pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 9:05pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 9:05pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 9:06pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 9:06pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 9:06pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:56pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:56pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:56pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 12:39pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:12pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 10:47am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:05pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:05pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:05pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 1:51pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 2:52am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 3:00am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 2:49am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 3:15am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2022 @ 6:30pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2023 @ 5:38pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:05pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:05pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:05pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:05pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 9:06pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:05pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:09pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 1:10pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:57pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 10:12pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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