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I saw 1.2353 inches of a girls shoulder today I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signalling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen anyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was the torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I have it ever will produce, shot out so hard my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporised the girl as it punched right through her, barley slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of anything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Illinois to fall pregnant with my children. When the final deaths toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries and 4 million pregnancies.

I could chariot you away to the love boat where it will set sail into the starry night where the black void of the ocean shall flicker and dance in the moonlight where then I shall swoon you into the radiant trance of affection that only one such as me can provide you

I’d pay to see a video of Trump and Biden viciously making out and then ripping each other’s clothes off, exposing their fragile old body’s. In the middle of one kiss Trump will say, “You’re a liar,” in which Biden will respond, “Will you shut up, man,” before Biden and Trump 69. I don’t know why I wrote this comment but I’ve come this far so I’m posting it.

So am I the only one upset about how WWII ended? I mean they built Hitler up to be the big bad and just when he is about to face justice, he goes and kills himself. WTF was the point of him if FDR and Churchill were not going to fight him in an epic duel to save the world? And don't get me started on FDR! They just kill him half way through the war. Truman totally did not deserve to win the war, his character arc was not about war winning. And it certainly wasn't about destroying two cities with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deus ex super weapons that came out of no where.

And another thing that pissed me off is that in the last episode of the war we find out that Stalin was a bad guy the entire time! Where was this foreshadowed to us? WTF, absolute character assassination. He was all about freeing the oppressed and bringing about a new system that wasn't shackling the poor and they made him a dictator? That is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

now here's a guy