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ㅤ* A woman goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, my husband limps because his left leg is an inch shorter than his right leg. What would you do in his case?"
"Probably limp, too", says the doc.
ㅤ* Strangers have the best candy.
ㅤ* I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle!