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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 11:59pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2021 @ 12:00am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 8:03am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 4:23am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 5:26am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 6:06am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 4:23am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 8:40am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 9:07am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 9:57pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2021 @ 12:01am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:37am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 4:23am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:25am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked Apr 15 @ 4:38am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked Apr 15 @ 4:28am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 5:09am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 9:07am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 4:23am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 9:22pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 6:14am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked Feb 27, 2023 @ 2:49am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 2:00am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 10:11am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 7:13am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2021 @ 6:05am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 6:18am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 5:37am

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 1:29am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 5:50am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked Mar 25, 2023 @ 12:18am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!