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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2019 @ 2:08pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked Mar 27, 2018 @ 2:26pm

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked Mar 27, 2018 @ 2:09pm

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2018 @ 2:26pm

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2019 @ 2:16pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked Mar 27, 2018 @ 2:12pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2019 @ 2:00pm

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2019 @ 1:58pm

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2019 @ 1:42pm

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2019 @ 1:32pm

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2019 @ 3:35am

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2019 @ 1:40pm

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2019 @ 1:46pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2019 @ 2:04pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked Sep 23, 2019 @ 2:03pm

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked Sep 23, 2019 @ 2:40pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked Sep 23, 2019 @ 1:21pm

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked Mar 27, 2018 @ 2:26pm

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2019 @ 2:15pm

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2019 @ 1:53pm

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2019 @ 2:09pm

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked Sep 24, 2019 @ 3:27am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked Sep 24, 2019 @ 3:36am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked Sep 23, 2019 @ 2:10pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked Sep 24, 2019 @ 3:05am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked Mar 27, 2018 @ 2:15pm

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked Sep 24, 2019 @ 7:59am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked Mar 27, 2018 @ 2:20pm

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked Sep 24, 2019 @ 3:43am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked Sep 24, 2019 @ 2:42am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked Sep 24, 2019 @ 2:20am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked Sep 24, 2019 @ 2:52am

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked Sep 24, 2019 @ 2:49am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked Sep 24, 2019 @ 2:50am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked Sep 24, 2019 @ 2:38am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked Sep 24, 2019 @ 3:48am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked Sep 24, 2019 @ 2:58am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked Sep 24, 2019 @ 3:06am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked Sep 24, 2019 @ 2:52am

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked Sep 24, 2019 @ 3:39am

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked Sep 24, 2019 @ 3:03am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2019 @ 2:44am

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2019 @ 8:22am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked Sep 24, 2019 @ 2:34am

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2019 @ 3:58am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked Sep 24, 2019 @ 3:46am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked Sep 24, 2019 @ 3:06am

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked Sep 26, 2019 @ 9:50am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2019 @ 7:32am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked Sep 26, 2019 @ 7:26am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked Sep 24, 2019 @ 8:28am

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked Apr 1, 2022 @ 8:58am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked Sep 24, 2019 @ 8:42am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked Sep 24, 2019 @ 8:58am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked Sep 26, 2019 @ 7:32am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked Sep 26, 2019 @ 9:51am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked Sep 26, 2019 @ 7:11am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2019 @ 10:14am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked Sep 26, 2019 @ 9:58am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked Sep 26, 2019 @ 10:05am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked Sep 24, 2019 @ 8:40am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked Sep 26, 2019 @ 7:21am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked Sep 26, 2019 @ 9:59am

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked Sep 26, 2019 @ 10:00am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked Sep 26, 2019 @ 7:00am

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked Sep 26, 2019 @ 9:48am

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked Sep 26, 2019 @ 7:00am

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked Sep 24, 2019 @ 8:11am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked Sep 24, 2019 @ 8:39am

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2019 @ 10:38am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2019 @ 10:07am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 9:57am

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game
Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 11:07am

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 11:28am

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 10:34am

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 11:40am

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 10:28am

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 10:25am

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 10:22am

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 11:05am

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 10:31am

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 10:49am

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 2:21pm

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked Sep 23, 2019 @ 2:13pm

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2022 @ 3:38pm

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2022 @ 2:53pm

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2022 @ 8:46am

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2022 @ 8:37am

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2022 @ 8:36am

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2022 @ 8:44am

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2022 @ 8:34am

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked Jul 29, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 4:51pm

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 1:22pm

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 5:10pm

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 5:51pm

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 12:39pm

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 1:04pm

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 11:36am

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 1:25pm

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 3:49pm

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 4:00pm

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 4:08pm