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by : 1MaaaaaacK
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Oreo.
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I am the wandering glitch -- catch me if you can.
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While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands you are
safe, for you can watch both of his.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Ad astra per aspera.
[To the stars by aspiration.]
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The early bird gets the coffee left over from the night before.
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I like the way ONLY their mouths move ... They look like DYING OYSTERS
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Peers's Law:
The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem.
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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
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"Are you all right?" -Leela
"Ah, it's nothing a a law suit won't cure." -Bender
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