Nice creative writing talent, you should write a book or something.

Look at this little sanguinary jester, maniacally guffawing at the prospect of noble hounds being caged and shackled, coerced into performing for crowds of rowdy and sinister strangers. Have you no shame, purporting for the imprisonment of canines throughout the world, don't their dismayed shrieks cause an epiphany that the prospect of manacles and bondage is an inherently harrowing tale, one that should exclusively be confined to the fate of cravens and thieves? Pon my word, you will learn humility on this day, the lives of beasts should not be ridiculed and dismisses as mere contrivances and playthings of the elite. The day of hounds has arisen!

+rep very good medic, equal parts dumb as ♥♥♥♥ and skill. Good playin, homie.

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Please contact me,or my assistent Julios.
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Thanks for the invite.