Recent reviews by HtA

game that could probably run off a PS2 and be just as fun has stupidly obscene computer requirements

This game is abhorrent, you could play absolutely flawlessly and the game will just say "♥♥♥♥ you actually" and suddenly make everything cost 90 points and not give you anything for 6 minutes straight while the cure just goes from 0-98% in 5 seconds

I HATE YOU, EGG
SPIDER CHILD. WATCH ME CONSUME YOUR TINY BRETHREN
IT IS UGLY
HA, IT DIED. CLASSIC HUMAN MISTAKE.
OVERALLS IS NOW MY LEAST HATED MINION
HEY SCIENTIST THIS HORRIBLE JUNK LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU

NOOO!!!11!!1!! YOU CANT JUST SET PLAYER DAMAGE TO 999999999 AND ONE HIT THE BOSSES!!!11!! YOU NEED TO PLAY IT MY WAY!!!11!!

hehe simple pistol go pew

funny murder stick go swoosh

hehe feral frenzy go zoom

me like gamw