Dr.noob's My Summer Car Achievement Progress

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.

Unlocked Jan 27, 2023 @ 7:17am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 11:36am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 8:58am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Unlocked Jun 21 @ 4:52pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Unlocked Feb 13, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.

Unlocked Jan 27, 2023 @ 4:35pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 11:24am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Unlocked Feb 26, 2023 @ 11:29am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.

Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 1:00pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!

Unlocked Jan 21, 2023 @ 5:31pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Unlocked Jan 27, 2023 @ 6:11pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!

Unlocked Jan 27, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Unlocked Feb 2, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.

Unlocked Jan 21, 2023 @ 6:25pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

I am coward

No permanent death for you.

Unlocked Feb 21, 2023 @ 8:47am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good

Unlocked Jan 19, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Unlocked Feb 27 @ 3:25pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Unlocked Oct 16, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Unlocked Feb 27 @ 3:24pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Unlocked Oct 16, 2023 @ 4:56pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked Feb 18, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 7:05am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Unlocked Jan 24, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

Unlocked Jun 19 @ 6:30pm

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

Unlocked Jul 5, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!