I loaded up the game not expecting too much due to the file size being slightly over 75MB. It took over 3 minutes to get into a game due to numerous bugs and glitches with the online system leaving me and my teammate stuck on the menu screen. When I finally loaded into the simplistic visuals of the title I was met with a tough decision to make - Sword or Ninja. I chose sword. I made a terrible mistake. DO NOT CHOOSE SWORD. I proceeded to sit there for just over 20 minutes of my life in the most perplexingly bored state due to my flatteringly underwhelming character. If I even attempted to get within 6 feet of a monster I was instantly killed and sent to my designated respawn point, having to task the entire landscape again. Moving on to my teammate, he was stupid. It was similar to playing with a pre schooler if that pre schooler had no brain cells and it was in the learning support class, and of course he could not do geometry so it took us half of our playtime trying to work out the optimal angle to deflect a ninja star into a rope or button to continue forth on our journey.

Overall a very enjoyable experience and I would not recommend more, most fun I have had in my many years.