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Walk tall as the trees; be strong as the mountains; be as gentle as the spring wind. Keep that summer sun in your heart and The Great Spirit will always be with you

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Walked into my econ class, saw something I dread everytime I close my eyes. Someone brought their gaming laptop to class. The forklift used to transport it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I gazed over at the 700 pound beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumers thigh. I started shaking, telling myself everything is going to be alright, nothing to worry about He somehow finds a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ outlet The teacher starts his lecture & the student turns his laptop on The colored lights on his RGB backlit Keyboard flair to life like a nuclear flash & a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul The entire city power grid goes dark The massive fans start to spin, shaking the classroom. In seconds my world has gone vibrant life to a Earth shattering void, my flesh is stripped from the bone as I am beset by 150 mile Gale force winds from the fans

Like look at you, seriously. I'm trying to tell you something here. So here's the deal, I believe you're the cutest and sexiest creature ever. I mean that ♥♥♥♥♥ of yours is so sweet and big, and your boobs are just big and round and your nipples are quite puffed up. You got your legs up and your laying down just wanting me to do something to you. Well let me tell you something, I will. I'm gonna throw on this condom and let my instincts take over. So feel free to scream all you want girl. You're just a giant ♥♥♥♥-doll to me, and quite a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥. 🤠WOOHOOO!!!

I've seen this dude play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.

i orgasm every time i get hugged. a female’s touch is foreign to me as i have not stepped outside for a few years now. ♥♥♥ erupts from my massive 2 inch fighter the moment the opposite gender’s arms wrap around my body. the other day i finally saw the female who gave birth to me. upon our meeting, she pulled me into a tight embrace. my balls started to swell to thrice their normal size as i braced for the buckets of sweet white liquid to explode from my ♥♥♥♥. i tried to suppress my urges to colour my mother white, but to no avail. ♥♥♥ burst out of my balls and ♥♥♥♥ as i shuddered in pure ecstasy. the arms my mother had around my body sent uncontrollable waves of pleasure crashing upon my ♥♥♥♥. it felt so good and i could not stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ even though my mother stopped hugging me and ran away. a few minutes later, a steaming hot female police officer was dispatched to deal with my buckets of ♥♥♥ and yelled at me to put my hands up and ♥♥♥♥ down.

So let's say, hypothetically, that my name was Reggie and i liked guys. Right? With that, we could assume that i really liked guys. Why, you might ask? Well, i think it's safe to assume there was just something about it, say, their touch, their smell, even their taste maybe. We could go even further and say that, hypothetically, i liked to be taken from behind. I would probably like it when they called me cute as they thrusted into me. We could maybe assume that i liked feeling the heat of their breath on the back of my neck, right? With all of that in mind, i would obviously have gotten myself all worked up. Therefore, my question is: would you, hypothetically, like to help me cool down?

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Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter strik" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil and i am global elite 2. pls no copy pasterio my story

Guys, I'm shaking. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Thomas. That perfect, blue body. Those bountiful pistons. The child bearing funnel of a literal god. It honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, pass my genes through him, and have him birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING for the chance to get Thomas pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bear. Why would Rev W. Audry create something so perfect? To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tantalize us? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't anymore. ♥♥♥♥.

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Message to all friends and recent players: I am not a pedophile. It was a one time thing, I misheard him say he was 6 and thought he said he was 16. The court cleared me of all charges. Just wanted to clear that up.

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that's why I stopped using condoms a long time ago. I just pull out and over time I have become very good at it. This helped me develop sharp reflexes and till now I have never got a man pregnant

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I sexually Identify as the Bolshevik Revolution of 1917. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of seizing the means of production from the dirty bourgeoisie. People say to me that a person being a historical communist revolution is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon instal hammers, sickles, and other assorted proletariat farming tools on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Comrade" and respect my right to seize the means of production and free the working class. If you can't accept me you're an oppressor and need to check your capitalist privileges. Thank you for being so understanding.

wot the ♥♥♥ did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest ♥♥♥♥♥ in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a ♥♥♥♥♥ bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can ♥♥♥♥♥ run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper ♥♥♥♥♥ pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the ♥♥♥ out o' newcastle ya daft k

I played Counter-Strike since 2004 started with 1.6 and CSS and I was extremely addicted. Going to school jiggle peeking in the hallways, I always quick switched with my pencils and erasers when taking tests. I remember back in elementary school I used to bhop during hopscotch because that was big in early CSS days before zblock was added. Once I go home I would play instantly and went straight to to bed without noticing I skipped dinner. I would use my imaginary awp and awp people on the swing set from the jungle j during recess. Now, I am a global elite, top of my class. Every single day I pray to gaben, god bless him, to give me a good drop. Sometimes when I drive I see birds flying and turn away because of my cs instincts. I almost killed my mom and I. I am second to none, so if you see me in your game prepare for defeat you mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥

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