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14 of 40 (35%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 8:35pm

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 8:45pm

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 8:06pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 7:59pm

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Disobedient

You ignored the note
Unlocked Feb 19, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava
Unlocked Jul 10, 2023 @ 12:28am



Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
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