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Hello r/Copypasta!

We at ASUS™ love to see open and enthusiastic online communities, so we thought that this subreddit deserves an award!

What are we giving away?
We at ASUS™ are giving away 10 ASUS™ NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 10GB TUF GAMING OC Ampere Graphics Cards to this sub's winning users!

How do I enter?
First, you must be a subscriber to the r/Copypasta subreddit. You must then also follow @ASUS_ROG on Twitter. You must then send us close-up videos of you slowly retracting your foreskin. These videos will then be provided to The Council and they will judge them based on:

Length

Girth

Vein definition

Texture and moisture of smegma

Pubic upkeep

They will then choose 10 winners and they will be sent PMs on September 17th.

What if I am female or circumcised?
♥♥♥♥ off.

Good luck everyone, we look forward to your submissions!