PERMISSION TO SIT SIR?

pay up?

I walked outside into a bar and ordered a rum and coke🍹 when the most beautiful 😍 woman 👩 sat down beside me at the bar. Our eyes 👀 met and started conversing like we were a couple 👩‍❤️‍👨. She then grabbed my leg and asked me if I wanted to go to her place 😳. We drove to her place and ran up stairs. She then pulled my pants 👖 down and my shrimp 🦐 turned to a full size eggplant 🍆 🙀. We went at it for the entire night 🌙 🛏. I suddenly opened my eyes and found out I was dreaming the entire time, my shlong felt numb when I looked down I was shocked. I was knees deep in a ANT HILL 🐜. 😭 I pulled out my little eggplant and it was riddled with ants and ant bites 🐜.

I drink from a drinking water fountain while you drink your water from a urinal.

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