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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2019 @ 6:35pm

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2019 @ 6:49pm

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2019 @ 4:09pm

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2020 @ 10:22am

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2019 @ 2:09pm

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2019 @ 2:09pm

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
Unlocked May 10, 2020 @ 2:26pm

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2020 @ 3:53pm

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked Apr 1, 2020 @ 2:30pm

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2019 @ 1:06pm

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2020 @ 7:23am

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die
Unlocked Nov 10, 2019 @ 3:45pm

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2020 @ 3:01am

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2019 @ 7:35am

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2019 @ 12:06am

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2019 @ 4:39pm

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked May 10, 2020 @ 1:42pm

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2019 @ 3:40pm



Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
0 / 100,000

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.

Sissy

Enable cheats.