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Graduation

Graduate from business school
Unlocked Aug 24, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Jerome's Not Home

Get Jerome
Unlocked Aug 24, 2023 @ 6:32pm

WifeBeater Peter

Beater Peter
Unlocked Aug 25, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Castle GoGo 7

Go To Castle GoGo and Fight GoGo Runny Man
Unlocked Aug 24, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Bad For The Environment

Defeat The Rat King
Unlocked Aug 24, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Burn Out

Take Fraudulent Documents To Furnace
Unlocked Aug 25, 2023 @ 6:33pm

2 Tablets To Paradise

Take the Good Stuff
Unlocked Aug 25, 2023 @ 6:43pm

A District Divided...

Help the Liberals and Conservatives
Unlocked Aug 25, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Toilet Paper Hero

Get some guy some Toilet Paper
Unlocked Aug 25, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Supreme Court

Pass The Rock To Mike J.
Unlocked Aug 25, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Plant Vs. Zombie

Attend The Revolutionary Courtcase
Unlocked Aug 25, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Mystical Relic

Get Them To Sign The Contract
Unlocked Aug 26, 2023 @ 8:42pm

Crunch The Numbers

Defeat Infinity
Unlocked Aug 26, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Appraise The Lord

Collect Tithe From The "Selfish" Homeless Shelter
Unlocked Aug 26, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Shark Weak

Kill All The Loan Sharks
Unlocked Aug 27, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Triassic Nark

Open The Door Sh*t On The Floor, Look Out It's A Dinosaur
Unlocked Aug 27, 2023 @ 3:19pm

It's Gonna Be Huge

Fight The Ex-Car Salesman
Unlocked Aug 27, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Revolution

Meat The Leader
Unlocked Aug 27, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Change of Plans

Heli-Carrier Crash
Unlocked Aug 31, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Final Solution

Exterminate The Meat Men
Unlocked Aug 31, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Redact, Reuse, Recycle

Kill The Pile of Bodies
Unlocked Aug 31, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Chef Boy Arty

Bring The Soup To Boy Arty
Unlocked Aug 31, 2023 @ 7:01pm

The Meat Kid

Meat Kid Want Linguini
Unlocked Aug 31, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Soup Or Salad?

Defeat The Food Force
Unlocked Aug 31, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Hell's Cocina

This Linguini Is Ling- A F*CKING DISGRACE!
Unlocked Aug 31, 2023 @ 6:55pm

East Side, West Side

Yeast Side Weast Side Gang Fight
Unlocked Sep 1, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Virus Hunter

Enter The Grid And Kill The Viruses
Unlocked Sep 1, 2023 @ 2:02pm

GoobTube Forever

Euthanize The Enslaved GoobTuber's
Unlocked Sep 1, 2023 @ 2:00pm

C-NT: Corporate

Cancel The Huge Boom Hypothesis
Unlocked Sep 1, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Kingdom Commerce

Become The CEO
Unlocked Sep 1, 2023 @ 3:26pm



Kiss of Judy

It's a Blessing

It's Pay Day

Become The Next Drillionaire

Trump The Aliens

Defeat The Tax Evader

Free Quincy

Free the Rap Sensation Quincy "62 cents" Jones

Executable

Deafeat The Creators