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Obligatory this was not actually today, it happened 5 years ago when I was 18.
So I was in my room jacking off, (I always jack off completely naked) and this hot girl accidentally walked in. I was really horny and I was a virgin so I got super nervous. Then as she was walking towards me her clothes accidentally fell off, so she was just in her underwear.
Now THIS, is where it gets really weird.
I said, “what next?” but she THOUGHT I said “Hot sex.” So she took off her bra and revealed her gigantic tits, the biggest tits my virgin eyes had ever seen. We’re talking like HUGE tits here.
So I walked up to her just to get a closer look, but I tripped and my (now erect) ♥♥♥♥ fell insode of her by mistake!
Let’s just say, by the end of that night, I was no longer a virgin.
TL;DR: accidentally had hot sex with hot woman
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