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Your sword's bigger than mine!

Beat the first boss!
Unlocked Mar 28, 2018 @ 6:45pm

Are you really bigger than me?

Beat the second boss!
Unlocked Mar 28, 2018 @ 6:48pm

Personally, I prefer the soda

Beat the third boss!
Unlocked Mar 28, 2018 @ 6:53pm

You're the big dude now!

Beat the last boss and become the CEO!
Unlocked Mar 28, 2018 @ 7:00pm

All in one quarter!

Complete the game without dying!
Unlocked Mar 30, 2018 @ 5:48pm

Are you a speedrunner?

Beat the game under 10 minutes
Unlocked Mar 28, 2018 @ 7:35pm

Shoutouts to Single Flipper

It's a meme, you dip! Beat the game under 8 minutes
Unlocked Mar 30, 2018 @ 5:48pm

You actually shine to reflect?

What kind of dude would actually reflect 100 bullets in one playthrough?
Unlocked Mar 30, 2018 @ 5:48pm

You didn't quit during the credits

Thanks for actually watching the credits that probably everyone would skip
Unlocked Mar 28, 2018 @ 7:02pm