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Dad are you vicariously living through me in the hope that my
accomplishments will validate your mediocre life and in some way compensate for
all the opportunities you botched ? -- Calvin
It must be awful to be a girl. I'm sure it's frustrating knowing that men
are bigger, stronger and better at abstract thought than women. Really, if you
are a girl, what would make you go on living? --Calvin, Dictator-For-Life, of
GROSS (Get Rid Of Slimy girlS)
Life is full of surprises but never when you need one.
-- Calvin
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