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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2019 @ 2:41am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2019 @ 3:30pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked Jun 30, 2020 @ 5:56am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked Jun 19, 2019 @ 2:31pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2019 @ 9:51am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2020 @ 5:39am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked Jun 22, 2019 @ 3:33pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2019 @ 3:21pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2023 @ 10:43am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2019 @ 5:07am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked Aug 25, 2019 @ 5:20am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2020 @ 10:00am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2019 @ 4:34am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2019 @ 9:12am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked Jun 16, 2019 @ 8:02am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2019 @ 3:23pm

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked Jun 29, 2020 @ 4:56am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2019 @ 3:31pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked Jun 19, 2019 @ 8:14am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked Jun 19, 2019 @ 2:04pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2019 @ 12:43am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2019 @ 2:28am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked Jun 14, 2019 @ 10:50am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked Jun 14, 2019 @ 1:35pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2019 @ 9:43am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2020 @ 5:22am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2019 @ 2:42pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2022 @ 8:43am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2022 @ 1:43pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2019 @ 2:17pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2021 @ 7:14am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2020 @ 3:45am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked Apr 9, 2020 @ 3:04pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked Jun 21, 2019 @ 3:55am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2019 @ 3:21pm

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2022 @ 3:52am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2020 @ 4:26am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2021 @ 5:31am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2021 @ 7:19am

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked Sep 15, 2022 @ 8:00am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2023 @ 5:34pm

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked Sep 16, 2022 @ 1:49pm

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked Oct 6, 2022 @ 10:39am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked Sep 25, 2022 @ 12:10pm



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.