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- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
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BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃HOE😏😩👅💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o ♥♥♥♥🎃 comes to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ WITCH ♥♥♥♥♥👄😍✨🔮BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST ♥♥♥♥ ON THE BLOCK😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃If you don’t send this to 1️⃣0️⃣other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 👋 this COCKTOBER

My god, my dad is such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ simp you guys. Last night, my dad started saying all these cringe things to my mom because it was their "20 year anniversary" like "I love you" and "I can't imagine my life without you". I was cringing so hard but then this morning, my cuck dad decided to make my mom breakfast in bed and I swear to god, my face contorted like I ate a sour lemon raw. I couldn't imagine the man who made me would become such a beta cuck soyboy simp for a woman. I told my dad he was acting like a little ♥♥♥♥♥ and he said he thought it was time for me to move out. All because I'm 34 years old and called him out for being a major ♥♥♥♥♥ and loving his wife. So glad to move out of this cringe house as soon as my social security check come in the mail.

"You guys hear that?
Sound of storming tap im about to bring the thunder."

"Chad whats your address so i can mail you anthrax"

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