guy, you may be gym-fit, but I have the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ strength of ten men and will go full chimpanzee on your face. YOU come into MY house? Slap MY ass? SIT ON MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COUCH? I will freak on you in a way that will mentally and physically scar you for life, and 10 seconds later I'll go back to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eating my bag of cheezies like nothing happened while you slowly die in a pool of your own excrement

Nut