Notin7's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 2:53am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 3:47am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 4:42am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 7:33am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 25, 2022 @ 5:08am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Feb 3, 2023 @ 5:29am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Feb 25, 2023 @ 12:30am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:35am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 10, 2023 @ 12:32am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 4, 2023 @ 7:50pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 5, 2023 @ 4:57am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 5:30am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 5:30am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 2:32am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 2:33am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 2:36am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 2:51am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 3:06am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 5:59am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 25, 2022 @ 5:08am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 26, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked Feb 3, 2023 @ 3:59am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked Feb 25, 2023 @ 12:43am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 7:07pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked Aug 4, 2023 @ 5:49am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 2:33am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 2:42am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 3:23am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 5:22am

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 2:31am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 2:31am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 2:47am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 4:40am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked Feb 25, 2023 @ 12:30am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked Feb 23, 2023 @ 6:05am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 2:33am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 3:01am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 6:15am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 2:34am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 3:49am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 7:33am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 2:51am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 6:15am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked Jul 26, 2022 @ 10:53pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 2:37am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 4:39am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked Jul 25, 2022 @ 5:08am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 5:59am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked Feb 24, 2023 @ 5:00am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked Jul 26, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:13am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jun 10, 2023 @ 2:09am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked Jul 26, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked Jun 10, 2023 @ 1:07am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked Feb 3, 2023 @ 1:32am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked Jun 10, 2023 @ 1:07am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:12am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 3:03am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 4:35am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked Jul 31, 2022 @ 3:41am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 2:33am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 2:44am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 6:51am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 3:47am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked Jul 25, 2022 @ 5:08am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 12:48am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 12:49am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked Feb 3, 2023 @ 4:16am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked Jun 10, 2023 @ 6:17am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked Sep 17, 2023 @ 10:51am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Apr 29, 2023 @ 4:13am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked Feb 25, 2023 @ 12:30am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jun 10, 2023 @ 1:07am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:13am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 8:35am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked Aug 4, 2023 @ 10:59am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jul 25, 2022 @ 5:08am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked Jul 26, 2022 @ 10:53pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:30am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked Jul 31, 2022 @ 3:40am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 10:14am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 4:51am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 5:04am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 6:42am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 4:54am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 6:42am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 2:02am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked Feb 3, 2023 @ 6:31am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked Feb 25, 2023 @ 1:22am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 12:56am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:13am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 5:33am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 5:34am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 6:24am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 8:24am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked Jul 5, 2023 @ 3:29am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 5:33am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 8:26am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked Jul 5, 2023 @ 5:00am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:27am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:29am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:03am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 9:38am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked Jul 26, 2022 @ 10:53pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:22am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 5:34am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:46am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 5:30am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 5:33am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 7:18am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 7:19am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 8:30am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 10:37am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Feb 3, 2023 @ 1:32am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Feb 25, 2023 @ 12:43am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 12:48am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 9:45am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked Jul 4, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked Jul 5, 2023 @ 2:51am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked Jul 4, 2023 @ 4:24pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 5:34am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 6:24am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 7:52am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 11:19am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jun 10, 2023 @ 2:11am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jul 5, 2023 @ 9:32am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 6:31am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:39pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked Jul 8, 2023 @ 9:54am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 8:54am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 1:11pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked Aug 3, 2022 @ 8:22am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 3:09am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 7:33am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked Feb 3, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked Jun 10, 2023 @ 12:59am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked Jul 5, 2023 @ 3:29am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 3:47am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked Jul 26, 2022 @ 3:47pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked Feb 25, 2023 @ 2:20am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked Jun 10, 2023 @ 1:00am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:13am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 5:54am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked Feb 3, 2023 @ 3:10am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 8:18am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jul 5, 2023 @ 2:53am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 5:33am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 5:34am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 6:20am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 7:17am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:57pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 4:24pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 5:04pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked Aug 3, 2022 @ 8:20am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked Aug 14, 2023 @ 3:00am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:13am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 6:24am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked Jul 5, 2023 @ 3:22am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:13am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:13am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 5:33am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 6:20am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 6:24am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 9:48am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:14pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:30am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 7:25am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 9:55am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:55pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:55pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 6:38pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 5:18pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 10, 2023 @ 12:59am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 4, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 4, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 5, 2023 @ 4:56am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 5:20am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 5:30am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 6:24am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 6:55am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 7:39am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:41am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked Feb 24, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:44am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jun 10, 2023 @ 1:06am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:17pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 9:20am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 5:33am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 5:34am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 6:24am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 8:16am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 12:34pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:17pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 4:07pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked Jul 26, 2022 @ 10:53pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked Mar 16, 2023 @ 6:40am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked Aug 2, 2023 @ 12:23am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 1:51am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked Jul 31, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked Jul 31, 2022 @ 3:40am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked Jul 25, 2022 @ 5:08am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked Jun 10, 2023 @ 12:25am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:13am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:27pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:49pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:56pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 4:37pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:04am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:04am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 8:06am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 11:29am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:17pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:27pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 4:09pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 4:37pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 10:17pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:04am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:32am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:25am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 12:13am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:34am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:41am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:43am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:40am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:41am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:08am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:09am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 1:52am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 23 @ 8:39pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 2:14pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked Apr 16 @ 5:44pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked Nov 15, 2023 @ 8:48am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked Mar 28 @ 3:54pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 1:52am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked Feb 4, 2023 @ 8:28am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 10:07am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked Jan 31 @ 9:12am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:25am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:13am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 5:59am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 12:39pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:32am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:11am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:13am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 1:27pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:27pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 4:24pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 5:03pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 8:35pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:03am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:26am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:33am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:34am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:44am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 4:24pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:03am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:04am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:33am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:34am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:44am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:07am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:11am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:13am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:03am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:20am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:34am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:39am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:40am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:11am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 5:30am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 6:24am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2023 @ 1:54am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked Aug 31, 2023 @ 6:45am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 3:04am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 3:04am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:18am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:18am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:54am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:22am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:32am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:13am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:13am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 8:43am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked Aug 2, 2023 @ 3:04am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked Aug 31, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2023 @ 12:01pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:04am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:04am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:32am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:34am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:44am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:45am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:10am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:13am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:13am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:13am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:13am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked Jun 10, 2023 @ 12:32am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:25am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 6:24am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:17pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 12:06am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:34am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:09am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:13am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 4:27pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 8:57pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:11am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked Mar 5 @ 6:12pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:37am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:04am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked Jul 5, 2023 @ 2:20am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 6:56pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked Jul 5, 2023 @ 2:20am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 6:24am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:32am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:45am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:13am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:14am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:29pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:30am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:13am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:41am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:04am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:13am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 10, 2023 @ 12:06am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 4:32pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jul 10, 2023 @ 3:08pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked Aug 2, 2023 @ 3:12am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked Feb 3, 2023 @ 1:50am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 12:45pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked Jul 8, 2023 @ 9:43am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked Aug 2, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked Jul 31, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 31 @ 5:04pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 4:09pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Aug 2, 2023 @ 2:28am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Aug 4, 2023 @ 3:04am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 1, 2023 @ 5:18am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 10:11am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:11am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:32am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:04am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:26am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:33am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:34am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:44am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:09am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:11am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:13am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:13am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:13am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 4:27pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Aug 1, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked Aug 3, 2022 @ 8:20am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 4:25pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:34am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:44am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:05am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:11am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:13am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:13am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:13am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 7:37am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked Jul 10, 2023 @ 12:06am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 4:38am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked Aug 2, 2023 @ 2:29am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Aug 13, 2023 @ 1:57am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 5:30am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 10:36am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:04am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:41am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:12am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:13am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked Jul 10, 2023 @ 2:59am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked Dec 8, 2023 @ 4:19am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:32am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:13am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 7:30pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:17pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 31 @ 5:46pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 4:26pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 3:29pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 31, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 7, 2023 @ 7:56am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 31 @ 1:05pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 31 @ 5:16pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked Sep 1, 2023 @ 5:18am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 2:33am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 2:39am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 2:31am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked Aug 4, 2023 @ 5:49am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 2:53am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 2:53am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked Aug 4, 2023 @ 11:46am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked Feb 5, 2023 @ 10:01am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 9:46am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked Aug 23, 2023 @ 3:52am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked Aug 23, 2023 @ 3:32pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked Jul 31, 2023 @ 9:19pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked Aug 23, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked Sep 17, 2023 @ 10:51am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked Jan 11 @ 1:45am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 9:40am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 5:30am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:56pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:04am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:34am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:10am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:13am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Aug 2, 2023 @ 11:12pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Sep 2, 2023 @ 11:21am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 31 @ 5:05pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:56pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:33am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:13am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:45am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:10am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:13am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:13am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:13am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:13am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 4:27pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 8:50pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 4:38am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Aug 2, 2023 @ 2:09am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:12am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked Aug 31, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 2:59pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 31 @ 5:44pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 31 @ 5:46pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 31 @ 8:43pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Aug 2, 2023 @ 3:04am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 31 @ 5:46pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 31 @ 5:46pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked Aug 2, 2023 @ 12:04am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:10am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:13am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 25, 2023 @ 9:38pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 31 @ 5:42pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 31 @ 7:45pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 31 @ 8:47pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 4:32pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 31 @ 5:53pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 31 @ 6:03pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 31 @ 8:48pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Feb 13 @ 5:54pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:27pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Aug 4, 2023 @ 4:28am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked Aug 2, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked Aug 2, 2023 @ 12:17am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 31 @ 9:20pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:03am

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:29am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:41am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:13am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 8:43am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked Aug 2, 2023 @ 3:04am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked Aug 31, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked Jan 31 @ 5:04pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked Jan 31 @ 5:46pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked Jan 31 @ 8:43pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 1:34am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:13am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:13am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:13am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 2:13am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 4:30pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 1:44pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked Jul 10, 2023 @ 12:16am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Aug 1, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked Aug 2, 2023 @ 6:11am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 2:02am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Aug 31, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 3, 2023 @ 8:03am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 7 @ 10:55pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 31 @ 1:05pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 31 @ 5:46pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 31 @ 7:44pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 31 @ 8:47pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Unlocked Jan 31 @ 9:20pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked Aug 23, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked Feb 1 @ 8:22pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 9:06am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:27pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked Aug 2, 2023 @ 11:18pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked Jan 31 @ 5:43pm