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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 2:14am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 3:06am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 4:16am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 15 @ 2:31am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 7:08am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 2 @ 3:24am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 19 @ 11:05pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 23 @ 8:13am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 25 @ 9:06am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 4 @ 2:40pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 4 @ 2:40pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 7 @ 8:46am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 9 @ 2:08am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 1:52am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 1:59am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 2:01am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 2:14am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 2:29am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 4:49am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 15 @ 3:17am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 22 @ 9:48am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 2 @ 3:24am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 19 @ 11:59pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 7:10am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 7:10am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 7:10am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked May 22 @ 1:26pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 1:59am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 2:14am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 3:35am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 4:39am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 1:53am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 1:53am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 2:15am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 4:24am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 20 @ 1:09am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 6:38am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 1:52am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 2:29am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 6:18am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 1:59am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 2:43am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Feb 15 @ 1:59am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 2:15am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 5:55am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Feb 22 @ 12:33pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 2:06am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 4:12am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 6:32am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Feb 15 @ 1:44am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 7 @ 6:10am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 23 @ 8:13am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Feb 22 @ 8:45am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 21 @ 6:28am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 4 @ 1:12pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Feb 22 @ 1:08pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Apr 17 @ 1:28am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked May 4 @ 2:42pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Mar 7 @ 2:42am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked May 2 @ 12:19pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked May 4 @ 2:47pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked May 10 @ 7:13am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked May 10 @ 7:13am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:22am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 1:58am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 2:50am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 5:55am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 4:24am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 2:15am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 6:30am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 3:04am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 6:07am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 6:09am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Feb 15 @ 4:01am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked May 4 @ 12:42pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked May 4 @ 1:04pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Feb 22 @ 12:10pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked May 4 @ 12:42pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 2 @ 3:24am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Mar 7 @ 2:42am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 12:27am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Mar 21 @ 3:49am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 4 @ 2:16pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 7 @ 7:53am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 19 @ 11:59pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:54am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 5:55am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 22 @ 12:10pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 21 @ 6:28am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Feb 21 @ 6:53am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Apr 23 @ 8:13am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Apr 27 @ 7:53am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked May 9 @ 2:08am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked May 10 @ 5:55am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked May 10 @ 5:55am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked May 10 @ 6:03am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Mar 2 @ 3:24am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Mar 21 @ 7:02am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Mar 19 @ 11:23pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked May 4 @ 2:46pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 7 @ 6:36am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked May 7 @ 8:46am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked May 9 @ 2:08am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 10 @ 6:12am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Mar 22 @ 9:47am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked May 4 @ 2:45pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked May 8 @ 12:26am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked May 10 @ 6:25am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked May 4 @ 2:46pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked May 7 @ 6:52am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:34am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked May 10 @ 5:33am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:01am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked May 4 @ 12:46pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Mar 2 @ 3:24am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked May 7 @ 6:40am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked May 7 @ 8:11am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked May 7 @ 7:08am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked May 7 @ 8:46am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked May 8 @ 12:53am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked May 10 @ 6:19am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 10 @ 6:30am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked May 10 @ 6:47am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:17am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:18am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:21am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 4:33am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 21 @ 4:41am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked May 6 @ 8:13am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked May 10 @ 6:27am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked May 4 @ 2:15pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Apr 23 @ 8:13am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked May 4 @ 2:16pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked May 2 @ 12:20pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked May 8 @ 7:13am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 10 @ 6:04am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked May 10 @ 6:24am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked May 10 @ 7:07am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:23am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:28am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 4 @ 3:10pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 4 @ 3:10pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 9 @ 11:58am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 11 @ 5:02am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 13 @ 7:41am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Mar 26 @ 11:21pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 4:56am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 2:30am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Feb 15 @ 2:55am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Mar 2 @ 3:24am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Apr 23 @ 8:13am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked May 4 @ 2:43pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 3:21am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Feb 22 @ 8:45am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Mar 20 @ 1:45am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked May 4 @ 12:06pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked May 7 @ 6:36am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 4:49am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 23 @ 3:07am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 22 @ 9:46am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 4 @ 2:41pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 7 @ 8:13am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked May 9 @ 2:08am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked May 10 @ 5:49am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked May 10 @ 6:10am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:18am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked May 13 @ 7:29am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked May 13 @ 7:47am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked May 13 @ 7:47am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked May 13 @ 7:47am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked May 13 @ 7:48am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked May 13 @ 7:48am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:28am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:56am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:57am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:54am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:57am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 17 @ 12:48pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked May 17 @ 12:50pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 7:10am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 6:10am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked May 16 @ 2:04am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked May 7 @ 7:14am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked May 10 @ 6:06am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked May 4 @ 2:42pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked May 7 @ 6:36am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked May 7 @ 7:38am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked May 8 @ 12:25am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked May 9 @ 2:08am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 10 @ 6:23am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked May 10 @ 6:28am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:21am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:25am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:31am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:38am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:57am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:34am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 10 @ 6:22am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 10 @ 6:59am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:19am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:25am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:38am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:32am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 15 @ 6:00am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 15 @ 6:13am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 23 @ 8:13am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 2 @ 12:53pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 4 @ 2:16pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 4 @ 2:45pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 6 @ 8:13am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 7 @ 11:34pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9 @ 12:21pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9 @ 12:48pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 10 @ 6:05am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 10 @ 6:24am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:11am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked May 19 @ 11:39am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 6:11am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Apr 23 @ 8:13am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 4 @ 2:15pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:40am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked May 10 @ 7:07am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked May 10 @ 6:57am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 14 @ 10:15am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked May 8 @ 12:25am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked May 9 @ 2:08am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked May 10 @ 6:11am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked May 10 @ 6:26am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked May 10 @ 7:07am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:24am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:28am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:36am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:39am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked May 14 @ 10:04am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 15 @ 6:24am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked May 17 @ 12:50pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Mar 7 @ 3:03am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Feb 22 @ 3:57am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Feb 22 @ 3:12am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Mar 19 @ 11:00pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Mar 19 @ 11:01pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Apr 23 @ 8:13am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Apr 25 @ 8:44am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked May 20 @ 10:40am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:24am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:31am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:39am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 13 @ 7:49am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:53am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:01am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:01am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked May 10 @ 6:24am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked May 10 @ 7:07am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:23am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:27am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:32am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:39am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked May 15 @ 6:24am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 17 @ 12:45pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked May 17 @ 12:50pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked May 17 @ 12:50pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:03am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:23am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:53am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:27am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked May 14 @ 10:05am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:56am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked May 17 @ 12:50pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:15am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:03am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:36am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:06pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:06pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:05pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:06pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 20 @ 10:26am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked May 20 @ 10:31am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 5:59am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Mar 15 @ 3:47am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Apr 23 @ 8:13am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 7 @ 6:36am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 9 @ 2:08am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 10 @ 7:07am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:31am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:57am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 17 @ 12:50pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:29am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:25am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:01am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked May 20 @ 10:36am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 4 @ 2:40pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:19am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:35am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:54am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:24am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:32am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:37am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:53am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked May 15 @ 6:24am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 17 @ 12:45pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked May 17 @ 12:50pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 17 @ 12:51pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:04am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:23am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:05pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:05pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 19 @ 11:45am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked May 13 @ 7:21am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:53am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked May 17 @ 12:45pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked May 17 @ 12:46pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked May 17 @ 12:50pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:03am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:23am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:05pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:05pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:06pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 20 @ 10:35am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked May 20 @ 10:40am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 20 @ 10:40am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 14 @ 10:10am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 17 @ 12:43pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 17 @ 12:44pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 17 @ 12:48pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:03pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:03pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 19 @ 11:38am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 20 @ 10:39am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 8 @ 12:24am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 10 @ 6:00am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 15 @ 6:28am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:08am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:10pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 20 @ 10:47am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 22 @ 3:54am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:01am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:28am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 20 @ 10:44am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 22 @ 3:45am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:01am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked May 17 @ 12:50pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked May 17 @ 12:47pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked May 17 @ 12:50pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked May 17 @ 12:51pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:05am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:27am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:05pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:06pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 20 @ 10:20am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked May 20 @ 10:40am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked May 20 @ 10:40am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 20 @ 10:40am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked May 22 @ 3:43am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 22 @ 3:49am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked May 4 @ 12:43pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 7 @ 8:12am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 10 @ 6:19am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:24am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:39am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 14 @ 10:10am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 17 @ 12:51pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:05pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 20 @ 10:35am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 20 @ 10:40am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:29am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:02am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked May 20 @ 10:39am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:37am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:04am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked May 4 @ 2:45pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked May 21 @ 6:29am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked May 4 @ 2:47pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 9 @ 11:45am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:21am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:35am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:57am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 17 @ 12:50pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:27am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 20 @ 10:25am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 20 @ 10:40am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:38am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:04am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 20 @ 10:39am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:13pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 19 @ 11:45am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 20 @ 10:40am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Mar 7 @ 12:44am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:53am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 21 @ 6:35am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 22 @ 3:50am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 10 @ 7:06am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked May 19 @ 11:39am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:21am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:04am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:27am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:06pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:06pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked May 19 @ 11:39am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 20 @ 10:37am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked May 20 @ 10:40am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 20 @ 10:40am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked May 22 @ 3:49am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked May 4 @ 12:53pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:06pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:19pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked May 19 @ 11:39am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked May 20 @ 10:40am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked May 20 @ 10:41am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 20 @ 10:44am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked May 22 @ 3:45am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 22 @ 3:50am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked May 8 @ 12:25am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked May 10 @ 7:03am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:28am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:52am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked May 15 @ 6:15am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:22am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:05pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked May 20 @ 10:40am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked May 22 @ 3:49am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:40am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:26am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked May 20 @ 10:40am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:27am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked May 17 @ 12:50pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked May 10 @ 7:07am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:58am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 1:55am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 2:06am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 1:51am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked May 22 @ 1:26pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 2:14am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 2:14am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 3:43am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Feb 22 @ 9:48am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked May 4 @ 12:53pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked May 10 @ 6:23am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:29am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 13 @ 7:19am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 15 @ 6:15am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:02am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:05pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 20 @ 10:40am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 21 @ 6:24am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 13 @ 7:23am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:31am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 20 @ 10:40am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked May 19 @ 11:39am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked May 19 @ 11:39am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked May 20 @ 10:41am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked May 20 @ 10:43am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:19am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked May 10 @ 6:08am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked May 20 @ 10:40am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked May 20 @ 10:41am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 4 @ 12:42pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 4 @ 12:14pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked May 7 @ 7:22am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 10 @ 7:13am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:39am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:54am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:01am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:34am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 19 @ 11:39am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 20 @ 10:40am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:34am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:35am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 20 @ 10:40am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 20 @ 10:40am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 22 @ 3:40am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 22 @ 3:52am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 22 @ 3:50am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 10 @ 6:23am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:31am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked