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Made man

Beginning of a beautiful friendship...
Unlocked Jul 1, 2018 @ 12:11am

OG

They accept you as you are.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2018 @ 11:25pm

Born to be wild

Lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way
Unlocked Jul 31, 2021 @ 7:25am

While there is still no wall

...so go and enjoy some chimichangas.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2018 @ 11:02pm

Cat person

Because some people just want to watch the world meow.
Unlocked May 18, 2018 @ 8:59pm

One for the team

And can you tell me please how to get to Sesame street?
Unlocked May 18, 2018 @ 9:16pm

Slav squat

And remember how to recognize a Western spy!
Unlocked May 19, 2018 @ 6:31pm

Ice ice baby!

Just chill out.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2021 @ 3:11am

La Cucaracha

He has a large family to support.
Unlocked May 19, 2018 @ 8:57pm

Someone should debug this game

...and you just did that!
Unlocked May 19, 2018 @ 7:44pm

Use the back door

Sometimes that's the only way. At least that's what she said.
Unlocked May 26, 2018 @ 8:40pm

Secret sauce

This is why you should look at ingredients from time to time.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2018 @ 7:13pm

Fahrenheit 451

Who knows where it comes from?
Unlocked Jun 23, 2018 @ 6:40pm

Raging Bull

If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2018 @ 7:19pm

No heaven for you

He could have washed his pants, not his brain.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2021 @ 7:59am

Weapon of mass destruction

And still some dream about having one.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2018 @ 11:17pm

Fetch

And let's see what happens. Will PETA intervene?
Unlocked Sep 15, 2018 @ 8:19pm

Adiós Muchachos

Und Ich bin mit my friends from old times.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2018 @ 6:59pm

...And Justice for All

Sooner or later everyone pays for the sins.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2018 @ 11:44pm

Rated R

Tell them to volunteer. Tell to drop out of college and join infantry.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2018 @ 12:47am

Sword fight

This is for movie nerds. Who gets it?
Unlocked Jul 1, 2018 @ 12:46am

Amelia Earhart

Could it be real?
Unlocked Jul 1, 2018 @ 12:58am

Have a blast

Well done, Mr. Bond.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2018 @ 1:02am

You've always wanted to do this

Hit the street and write 50 tickets.
Unlocked May 19, 2018 @ 7:35pm

Chasing pavements

I bet people love you after issuing 100 tickets.
Unlocked May 26, 2018 @ 7:26pm

Compulsive ticketer

You love this job, don't you? That's what 250 issued tickets means.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2018 @ 10:46pm

Run Kelly, Run!

Who's faster? You or 10 shoplifters?
Unlocked May 19, 2018 @ 7:52pm

Among thieves

That's why you graduated from Police Academy. To catch 20 shoplifters.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2018 @ 9:19pm

Gotta catch'em all

Stealing bubble gum is a serious crime. Catch 50 shoplifters.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2021 @ 7:49am

First time is not a crime

It's only a bribe if you're caught. Don't get caught 10 times.
Unlocked May 19, 2018 @ 9:28pm

Sticky fingers

Take 20 bribes and be happy. And don't worry.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2018 @ 6:41pm

Money talks

After 50 bribes, consider yourself an addict.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2021 @ 3:34pm