So yeah I was chillin playing some apex with my buddy, when I noticed I hadn't fully closed my door. I stood up from my chair to close it, and given my chair is close to it, I stood up with my legs fully closed. A grave mistake, that is, since my balls (my testicles) got under my legs. So when I sat down I squished my balls (my testicles) with a good chunk of my body's weight.

I will never forget this day.

"DO DAMAGE KID" - has double the damage you did

a pretty swell guy

hey i got hacked and now i am back

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mad lad